Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot
Me: ??? Where’s the news
I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.
bladder: i need to pee
*goes to bathroom*
i love these i have a folder dedicated to them
this is my favorite subgenre of post-ironic memes
discount memes are the future
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
Who hurt you..
"real men dont rape" actually, real men do rape. they do. men rape. it isn’t done by ~fake mythical special brand of evil~ men, it’s done by real men, men who may seem nice, men who you think you can trust, men you know, men who you’re close to. real men do rape. that’s the problem