sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

japaneseanimes:

I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.

autodicks:

equestrianlover95:

bladder: i need to pee

*goes to bathroom*

bladder: jokes 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_tract_infection

420core:

fuckboii420:

supermunchor:

i love these i have a folder dedicated to them

this is my favorite subgenre of post-ironic memes

discount memes are the future

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

image

OH YEAH

swordfucker:

Who hurt you..

swordfucker:

Who hurt you..

problackgirl:

"real men dont rape" actually, real men do rape. they do. men rape. it isn’t done by ~fake mythical special brand of evil~ men, it’s done by real men, men who may seem nice, men who you think you can trust, men you know, men who you’re close to. real men do rape. that’s the problem

*bangs fists rhythmically on the table* we want dick! we want dick!

rogwalker:

Test Shots: Margaux

earthlynation:

(via 500px / Fennec Kiss by Andrew Bertram)